Play funny jokes on the IRS. See what happens when you answer 'None of Your Business' in a blank. |
People will accept your ideas much
more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. |
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is! |
A penny saved is ridiculous. |
Ask everyone you meet today if they
are the Neon Chicken. You'll make a nice first impression. |
Be anti-social today. What has
society given you lately? |
See if you can get pigs to
fly. Just think of all the things that would happen if you
succeeded! |
Don't sweat the petty
things and don't pet the sweaty things. |
Love is in the air.
So is the cold. Watch out, I don't know which is worse. |
Be different than everyone
else today. Walk on the ceiling. |
Live today as if it were
your last. Visit the Post Office nearest you. |
Have stores pay you NOT to
promote their wares while wearing a chicken suit |
Modems are really evil tempermental aliens
masquerading as innocent machines. Their true plan is to not work only at the times you
need to be online. |
Play Russian Roulette with your computer.
Close your eyes, and drag a random file into the recycle bin. It adds a bit
of spice to your otherwise dull life. |